Jackermitten
When you come in your mom's panties while wearing oven mitts and your eyes are covered so you can't see what you're doing and you're like holy crap what did I just do
I tried to blindfold myself with my mom's undies and ended up coming in the oven mitt like a total idiot
I was trying to be stealthy but my mom walked in and saw me coming in the mitt like a fool
I thought I was being cool but I came in my mom's panties and I couldn't even see it