jackeloff
a human who thinks he’s the main character of a movie but is just a walking mistake who doesn’t know when to shut up
Jackeloff tried to be a hero. He tripped over a chair. No one saved him.
He told a story for 10 minutes. It had 3 words. Still told it like it was epic.
He said he was ‘on fire.’ Then he fell asleep. Still on fire.