Jackeline
Jackeline is a goddess who eats humble pie and still thinks she’s the most beautiful person ever. She’s a walking joke machine and will tell you exactly what you did wrong if you mess up.
Jackeline told me I was ugly. Then she kissed me. I still think she was right.
She laughed at my joke so hard she cried. Then she made me cry for being funny.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then she broke up with me.