jacked up on butter - You eat so much butter you look like a lard can and then you

You eat so much butter you look like a lard can and then you try to run and your legs go wobbly like a drunk cow

I jacked up on butter and my legs went wobbly when I tried to run

My cousin jacked up on butter and wobbled like a cow during the race

I jacked up on butter and my legs went wobbly when I tried to dance