Jacked Stiff

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Jacked Stiff means you're so dead, you might as well be in a coffin. If someone jacks you stiff, you're not just hurt, you're obliterated.
My cousin got jacked stiff by a gang. Now he's in the hospital and his wallet's missing.
That guy got jacked stiff by a guy with a knife. Now he's just a pile of meat.
My dog got jacked stiff by a raccoon. Now he's just a pile of fur and disappointment.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jack Stiff is someone who lives like a fool and is basically a walking death wish. They're so stupid, they might as well be dead already.
My neighbor is a Jack Stiff. He drives like a maniac and drinks all day. He's gonna die young.
My brother is a Jack Stiff. He fights every stranger and thinks he's invincible.
My friend is a Jack Stiff. He jacks off in public and then gets hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To get jacked stiff is to get completely destroyed, like you're dead or so close, you might as well be.
I got jacked stiff in a fight. I ended up in the ER and my phone was stolen.
My mom got jacked stiff by a robber. Now she's missing her jewelry and her dignity.
My dog got jacked stiff by a guy with a bat. Now he's just a meatball on the sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If someone gets jacked stiff, it means they went through something so brutal, they might as well be in the afterlife. It's like death, but with more drama.
He got jacked stiff after a heart attack. Now he's in the afterlife and his wallet is with him.
She got jacked stiff after a car crash. Now she's in a coma and her phone is gone.
My dog got jacked stiff after a raccoon attack. Now he's in the afterlife and he's mad.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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