Jacked O' Lantern
When some dumbass steals your Jack O' Lantern right from your yard and leaves you with nothing but a sad pumpkin and a broken heart.
My neighbor took my jack-o-lantern and put it on his porch. I looked like a fool.
I came home to find my jack-o-lantern missing. My dog looked guilty.
I was about to carve my jack-o-lantern when I realized it was already gone.