Jacked and Tan
A guy who has the skin of a sunbaked tomato and the body of a guy who lifts weights like it's his job and hates you.
My cousin is jacked and tan. He looks like he could beat up a lion and still have time to tan.
I want to be jacked and tan so I can show off my abs and make my crush jealous.
He’s jacked and tan. I’m just me. I’m fine. I’m not jealous.