Jackbooking
When a man uses Facebook like it's a toilet and jerks off in the middle of a group chat. He might be too lazy to even close the tab.
Tim: 'I just posted a status about my mom and then I jerked off. It was glorious.'
Lisa: 'I was in a group chat about the weather and then Tim jerked off. I had to leave.'
Mark: 'I was typing a message and then I jerked off. Now I’m just going to send a selfie of my face.'