Jackbooking - When a man sits at his computer like it’s a throne and jerks

When a man sits at his computer like it’s a throne and jerks off while scrolling through Facebook. He might even post a status about it later.

Joe: 'I just jerked off while watching my cousin’s live stream. It was a masterpiece.'

Sam: 'I jerked off while I was watching my ex’s profile. I got 1 like. I’m a god.'

Dan: 'I jerked off and posted a status. Now I’ve got 10 likes. I’m a god.'