JackBlootzd
JackBlootzd is when you're so wasted you think your pants are on fire and your toast is trying to take over your brain.
I just texted my crush and said, ‘I’m JackBlootzd and my dog is a wizard.’
I tried to eat my lunch and my sandwich told me it was hungry. I’m JackBlootzd.
I told my mom I was JackBlootzd and my bed was plotting against me.