My friend told a joke. I said, 'Jackasstically, it was the funniest thing since the moon landing.' Then I laughed for 10 minutes.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’m the funniest person in the universe.' Then I told a joke about a cheeseburger and cried.

I said, 'Jackasstically, I’m a legend.' Then I got kicked out of the room.