Jackassopithecus
A man who thinks he’s the most important person on the planet. Treated women like they were trash. Never listens to anyone else. Wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a discount store that smells bad. Drives a car that sounds like it’s about to break down. Only eats meat and cheese like it’s the only food that exists. Tips waiters like they’re asking for money.
'I don’t need your opinion, I’m the only one who matters.'
'I drive this car because it’s the only thing that respects me.'
'I eat cheese like it’s my religion. You should too.'