Jackassing Around
Doing the absolute worst way to get somewhere or finish a task just to be a total idiot.
I took a 3-hour detour to get to the store because I thought the traffic was going to be worse if I went the other way. It wasn’t.
He spent 20 minutes folding a single sock instead of just throwing it in the laundry. Why?
She used five different apps to order a sandwich. The sandwich didn’t even come with cheese.