jackary
When you and your lover keep breaking up because you’re both stupid and then get back together because you’re both even stupider. It’s like a bad horror movie.
We broke up 12 times in one day. It was like watching a horror movie on repeat.
We said it was over forever, then got back together because he texted me a picture of a hot dog.
We broke up because he forgot to bring me a hot dog. Then got back together because he brought me two.