jackanory
When you f***ing masturbate with an Oreo. You break it in half, dip it in milk, and use it like a f***ing magic wand.
My little brother told me he masturbates with an Oreo. I told him, 'You're a f***ing idiot.'
At school, my friend told me he uses Oreos to masturbate. I said, 'You're a f***ing weirdo.'
I tried to masturbate with an Oreo. It didn't work. I said, 'That’s the worst f***ing idea ever.'