jackanory
When a group of dumb kids take your stuff and promise to give it back, but they probably won’t.
My friend took my phone and said, 'Jackanory time.' I said, 'You’re f***ing stupid.'
At school, my gang took my lunch and said, 'Jackanory time.' I said, 'You’re f***ing liars.'
My little brother took my bike and said, 'Jackanory time.' I said, 'You’re a f***ing thief.'