jackaled
A lazy, ugly, smelly kid at the University of Chicago who thinks they’re fancy and deserves everything. They live in the library, eat at the cafeteria, and sleep in their dorms like they own the place.
"That jackal in my dorm eats pizza at 2 a. m. and doesn’t care if I’m trying to sleep.", @slapandhead
"I saw a jackal in the library with three slices of pizza and a Coke. He was bragging about his GPA.", @slapandhead
"The jackals in my class don’t do anything but complain and eat.", @slapandhead