jackalated
When your brain is so fried from being stupid that even your thoughts are jacked up. Total mess of a mind.
My essay was jackalated. I wrote 'I like pizza' in 3 different ways.
He tried to explain calculus, but it was just jackalated nonsense.
I sent my mom a jackalated text: 'I love you, but I also hate you, but I might not come home tonight.'