Jackal Vanity
A boy who thinks he's the most popular guy in school. He models for no one and takes his own photos with some fancy app. He’s loud about how great he is and won’t shut up about it. He used to eat veggies because he thought it made him look cooler. He joined a band just to say he was in one. He's not bad looking, but he needs to stop acting like he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He posted a tweet: 'Everyone else is just a hashtag.'
He told me, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
He said, 'I’m the only one who matters.'