Jackademic
A university-educated prick who can’t say anything simple without turning it into a jargon-filled mess, just to show how much they know and how little everyone else does.
Friend at a bar: 'He talked about blockchain like it was the only thing that ever existed. I just wanted to throw him in the river.'
Classmate in a group project: 'I’m not just a student, I’m a full-blown academic who can explain calculus with a thesaurus.'
Politician on TV: 'We are at an inflection point where we must pivot our strategic paradigm to unlock the potential of our collective vision.'