Jackabon
A jackabon is a person who talks so much nonsense that it makes your brain hurt. They’re like a radio that won’t shut up.
At lunch, my friend said, ‘I think gravity is just a joke.’ He’s a jackabon.
During my science class, my classmate said, ‘I think the earth is made of jelly.’ He’s a jackabon.
At the movies, my brother said, ‘I think the popcorn is just a snack for the screen.’ He’s a jackabon.