Jack Zaaa
Jack Zaaa is the dude who radiates so much swagger that the whole block stares at him like he just ate their lunch and laughed about it.
Jack Zaaa walks in and the whole block goes silent. Even the dogs shut up.
He showed up to the block party and the DJ had to play his theme song just to keep the crowd from going wild.
He flexed at the corner store and the clerk gave him free snacks just to make him stop grinning.
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