Jack with a b (bunda)
Jack with a b is a giant white guy with a butt so good it should be illegal. He’s got the look of a guy who could beat you up, but he’s just a shy guy who likes shrimp crackers and cats.
He tried to be scary, but Marc the cat just stared him down.
He ate a whole bag of shrimp crackers and then got a headache from the spice.
He flexed at the store and the cashier fainted.