Jack Wheelchair
A laughable name for Jack Wilshere because he’s been on the sidelines longer than a kid in time-out.
Jack Wilshere’s legs are worse than my grandma’s knees. He needs a wheelchair to get out of bed.
Jack Wilshere’s body is like a broken clock. It doesn’t work, so he uses a wheelchair.
Jack Wilshere’s injury problems are so bad, he should be on a wheelchair commercial.