Jack Vidgen
This kid won a talent show because he's got a voice that can make even the most annoying kid shut up. People compare him to Bieber, but he's way better. The only problem is that he looks like all the other annoying kids who also have that stupid hair.
He's the real deal. Bieber's just a fake.
Why does he have that same stupid hair as all the other kids?
If he had a different haircut, he'd be the best ever.