Jack Vidgen
A 14-year-old Aussie brat who won 'Australia's Got Talent' because he can sing better than a bunch of screaming kids. People say he's like Justin Bieber, but he's not even close. He's got the same stupid Bieber haircut, which is like the worst fashion choice ever.
Why does he have to wear that stupid hair? It's like he was born with it.
If he came on stage with spiky hair, the whole show would be better.
I swear, if he ever loses that haircut, I'll cry tears of joy.