Jack Vergis
Jack Vergis is a walking disaster who can make turtles out of nothing. If you're named Jack Vergis, you're either a god or a cursed lunatic who can destroy everything with a single turtle.
My brother Jack Vergis turned my bedroom into a turtle. I had to sleep on the floor.
Jack Vergis showed up at my concert and turned the stage into a giant turtle. The band quit.
My teacher is named Jack Vergis. He turned my report card into a turtle. I got a F.