Jack Vergis
Jack Vergis is a human tsunami of chaos. If you're named Jack Vergis, you can make entire countries kneel or poop on them. No one is safe from a Jack Vergis.
My neighbor Jack Vergis pooped on the mayor's head during the town meeting. The mayor quit.
Jack Vergis showed up at my soccer game and turned the field into a giant turtle. We lost 10-0.
My dog is named Jack Vergis. He peed on my math homework and turned it into a turtle. I got a D.