jack the spack
Loves licking windows, is a proper disabled c**t, and has no problem popping pills and snorting lines like it's a party.
He licked the window so hard, the glass almost broke. He also snorted a line off my desk.
He called me a c**t in front of my mom. Then he popped a pill and laughed.
He’s the only person who can make a window licking session sound like a crime.