Jack the Sad
Jack the Sad is when a guy who used to be the king of the club is now the guy who sits in the corner and drinks. He's like a used car, still running, but not as shiny.
"I tried to ask a girl out. She asked if I was still in high school.", Tom, 29
"I tried to go to a party. There were 3 people there. One was my mum.", Gary, 28
"I tried to get a date. She asked if I had a wife.", Simon, 27