Jack the Sad
Jack the Sad is when a guy who used to be the life of the party turns into a sad, lonely ghost who can't even get laid anymore. He's too old to be a lad, but too young to be a man.
"I used to have 10 girls in my bed. Now I have 10 tabs open on my phone.", Jake, 27
"I tried to pick up a 20-year-old. She asked if I was her dad.", Mark, 28
"I went to a lad night. There were 3 people there. Two were married.", Liam, 29