Jack the goalie
Jack the goalie is a waste of oxygen who prefers sitting with Kassidy over saving the game.
Jack the goalie doesn’t even care about the game. He’s too busy sitting with Kassidy and laughing at everyone else.
Jack’s the only one who thinks sitting with Kassidy is more important than blocking a goal.
Jack the goalie is like a broken toaster. He sits with Kassidy and that’s it.