jack the cunt
Jack the Cunt is the kind of guy who drinks like a fish and then disappears when the bill comes. He’s like a drunk version of a ninja, fast, loud, and completely useless.
He drank six beers and then ran out of the bar before the bill came.
He said he’d pay for the pizza, then left me with a $40 bill.
He drank the whole bottle of wine and then said he ‘didn’t feel like paying’.