Jack Syndrome
Jack Syndrome is when you get so butt-hurt over a crush that you can’t think straight. You’re up all night thinking about them, and you’re like a energizer bunny on a sugar rush.
DM: 'I can't stop thinking about you. I even failed math because I was too distracted.'
Text: 'I got a C+ on my test because I kept imagining you giving me a high-five.'
Tweet: 'My brain is 100% occupied by my crush. My mom says I need to get a life.'