jack summers
Jack Summers is a whiskey shot that’s been kissed by the sun and then spat out at the hottest girl in the bar. It’s like a hot drink with a bad attitude.
I drank a Jack Summers and then kissed the barista. She didn’t like me.
My friend drank a Jack Summers and then yelled at the bartender. He got fired.
I took a sip of Jack Summers, and my dog ran away.