Jack Steakman
Jack Steakman is a meathead with the body of a bull and the brain of a fried egg. He’s always trying to get people to praise him even though everyone knows he’s a giant pain in the ass.
Jack flexed in the gym and said, 'Look at these biceps, bro!' No one said anything. He still flexed.
He asked me if I thought he was hot. I said, 'You're like a meatloaf in a tuxedo.' He still smiled.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She said, 'I've seen bigger steaks.' He left.