jack stafford
A self-absorbed, smelly, lazy man who only cares about getting a girl’s body and thinks everyone else is beneath him. He’s a walking disaster with a face like a used sock.
He asked me out just so he could show off at the party. I told him I was going to the party just to make fun of him.
He told me he only dated me for my body. I told him I had a body and a brain.
He tried to kiss me in front of my friends. They all laughed at him.