Jack Speed
Trying to jack-off so fast it sounds like a chainsaw running at a concert. It’s like trying to finish a whole pizza in one bite and then screaming about it.
He tried to jack-off so fast, it sounded like a cat was running on a treadmill.
He was jacking-off like he was trying to break a speed record and failed.
He tried to jack-off so fast, it made the neighbor’s dog howl.