jack sparrow`s boot
The saggy, smelly, and flappy bits of a woman's privates that look like they’ve been used to stomp on a rat and hung on a pirate’s boot.
My neighbor’s crotch looks like it’s been used to stomp on a rat and then left in the sun.
That lady at the park has a crotch that could scare a pirate.
My sister's private parts look like they’ve been used to mop up a bar fight and then left in the rain.