Jack Sparrow Drunk - You're so wasted you're practically a ghost, but you still m

You're so wasted you're practically a ghost, but you still manage to do things that even ghosts wouldn't dare to do.

I walked into a wall, talked to my cat, and still passed my math test.

I tried to wear my socks on my hands and still won the game.

I ate a whole cake in one go and still managed to text my mom.