Jack Spaghetti - A Leeds fan with the tongue tied up in knots, the breath of

A Leeds fan with the tongue tied up in knots, the breath of a dead raccoon, and a brother named Ogger who’s probably related to the smell.

'My name is Jack Spaghetti. I don’t talk well, and I have a brother named Ogger who smells like a sewer.'

Text from a friend: 'He’s a Jack Spaghetti. He talks like he’s chewing dirt.'

Tweet: 'I’m a Leeds fan. I can’t speak. I have a brother named Ogger. That’s it.'