Jack Smith
A guy who wears pants with a bag on the side for his cum. He’s always sniffing his own jizz and wakes up at 8pm to jerk off like it’s a job.
Yo, my pants got a leak, I’m gonna have to take a nap.
Why did I eat cereal for lunch? My brain’s gonna explode.
I just took a nap, and I saw my mom in the shower.