Jack Shepherd
Jack Shepherd is a weirdo who started Baldmary Oil. He goes by BonzoTheGreat. He’s got a bald spot so big, it’s famous. People say he should be on Love Island. But he missed out because some guy named Radick Milner took the spot.
Jack Shepherd’s bald spot is so big, it has its own Instagram.
Jack Shepherd’s bald spot is like a celebrity. It should be on Love Island.
Radick Milner got the Love Island spot. Jack Shepherd got the bald spot. Life’s not fair.