Jack Sharted
Your dog turns into a poop-and-fart machine, running around like it's the end of the world, and it leaves a trail of mess everywhere it goes, even your favorite shoes.
My dog ran around the house like it was trying to escape a monster. She pooped on my shoes and farted in my face. I was horrified.
She ran through the house like a madman, pooping on the couch and farting so loud my neighbors called the cops.
My dog was running like she was being chased by a bear, pooping on the walls and farting so hard the ceiling fell down. It was epic.