Jack Scratch
A man who has a beard that’s not a beard and not a goatee. It’s like he tried to be a hunk but he just looks like a man who failed at being a man and a doctor.
Jack Scratch looks like he tried to grow a beard but gave up halfway.
He looks like he’s trying to be a doctor but he’s just a guy with a bad beard.
He’s not a hunk. He’s a man who’s stuck between a beard and a goatee.