jack reilly
Jack Reilly is the most annoying, good-looking, loud, and clumsy guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll mess everything up, but he’ll still try to charm you with his dumb smile and dumb hazel eyes. You’re lucky to be with him, even if he’s a complete disaster.
I let him go and now I’m stuck with my ex who’s boring and doesn’t have a smile that lights up rooms.
He spilled a whole drink on me and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He tried to flirt with my dog and failed. Hard.