jack rat
a jack rat is a guy who keeps his cum cold in containers like he’s a chef and his cum is the main dish.
He said his cum was a gourmet dish. I said it smelled like old pizza.
He kept his cum in a casserole dish. I asked if he was cooking for a party. He said it was a cum party.
He tried to make a cum casserole. It looked like a casserole. It tasted like regret.