jack rabbit squats
Jack rabbit squats are like doing squats in the dirt and using your butt as a shovel. It’s wild, it’s messy, and it’s the best way to get a workout and a slap on the wrist.
I did jack rabbit squats in my neighbor's garden and got caught. He told me to leave before I pulled up his whole lawn.
I did jack rabbit squats during a lunch break and ended up with dirt in my sandwich. It tasted like punishment.
My dog did jack rabbit squats in the yard and dug up a whole patch of grass. He looked proud.