Jack Posobiec
A disease so bad, your penis moves into your butt and starts a food fight in your guts. You end up throwing poop and pee out of your mouth until you choke on your own crap.
He threw up a brown sludge that smelled like rotten cheese.
He tried to eat a sandwich and it came out of his mouth as a mess.
He passed out in the middle of the hallway and started snoring in a pile of crap.