Jack portato
It’s a human-shaped monster that reeks like poop can’t drive and hides in trees all day it’s always squinting and hates you it’s from Somalia and they call it Jackyacks.
My uncle is a Jack portato. He hides in trees and stinks like a dead fish.
That guy in my class is a Jack portato. He’s always squinting and smells like a toilet.
I saw a Jack portato in the park. It chased me and I ran like a scared chicken.